Owl-Stretching Time: Archive

Jun 16th

I like being on vacation, short as it may be. I have no idea what day it is and that’s just fine.

May 26th

May 23rd

May 14th

May 8th

May 6th

I Love Stupid People →

They provide great amusement by asking questions such as: Johnson The speech implies that America’ prosperity? Why is a bug you are house? Whats better for dom perignon? Can you get a cheerleading scholarship to harvard law? If caught driving after your driver license is suspended you can? What is the song that they at the stoop when quins win? No, I am not making this up.

Apr 27th

Apr 20th

Apr 16th

Behind the Scenes at Netflix →

Apr 7th

Apr 6th

Apr 2nd

Watch

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Mar 29th

Mar 25th

The Postmodernism Generator →

Looking for some page-filler for a sociology paper? Look no further.

Mar 24th

Mar 22nd

Mar 18th

Bad Paintings of Barack Obama →

Whoa.

Mar 12th

A cray-zee lady in California calls 911 because...

Mar 5th

Roommate and her BFF, in reference to a boy

Roommate: Everything that glitters ain't gold.

Roommate's BFF: He ain't even that glittery!

Mar 3rd

Could You Pass the 8th Grade Exam of 1895? →

Feb 28th

Feb 25th

Feb 21st

Make Your Own Font →

Fun and easy. The hardest part is fitting your letters in the little boxes.

Feb 18th

Feb 13th

Vitaminwater, the Choice of Discriminating... →

The irony!

Feb 12th

Watch

BACON OM NOM NOM The “doctor” is actually the technology writer for the Chronicle. Check out his blog.

Feb 11th

Feb 10th

The Death Clock →

When are you going to die?

Feb 8th

Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you’re probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance...

Feb 6th